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Author: stinkysteven

Everyone does it. Nobody wants to admit it…Passing gas. Farting. Or worse, sharting â€" eeck! And just like most are quick to blame their neighbor in cubicle land for that silent but deadly one, everyone has a term for it.

So behold The Fart List! I’m starting with the first 100 terms I found. It’s here that you’ll find every term for that funny act of ass rumbling: from the classic (Flatulence) to the crazy (the Mariah Carey), just let one rip and have fun reading.

Please help me build the biggest list of names for farts on Facebook! Share your comments and additions to this List on my FACEBOOK GROUP, “MY BIG FAT FART LIST.“

The First 100…

1. Air biscuit 2. Anal acoustics 3. Arse cruncher 4. Ass explosions 5. Ass rumble 6. Assignation 7. Backfire 8. Balloon fart 9. Barking spider 10. Barn burner 11. Backdraft 12. Backwards burp 13. Beefer 14. Bender 15. Black cloud 16. Blanket ripper 17. Blowing dust 18. Blowing off steam 19. Blowing the trumpet 20. Booty bomb 21. Bowel howel 22. Break wind 23. Breezers 24. Brown mist 25. Brown thumper 26. Cheek flapper 27. Country cough 28. Crop dusting 29. Cut the cheese 30. Cut one 31. Dairy doozie 32. Dropping a bomb 33. Emission 34. Escapee 35. Fartknocker 36. Flame-thrower 37. Flatulence 38. Fly by 39. Foghorn 40. Green fog 41. Grumpys 42. Harley Davidsons 43. Hershey squirt 44. Honker 45. Jailbreak 46. Lay an egg 47. Let a toot then shoot 48. Let one fly 49. Let one rip 50. Lingerer 51. Loud but proud 52. Low rider 53. Machine gunners 54. Make a stink 55. Makin’ rainbows 56. Mariah Carey (because her voice) 57. Matchlighter 58. Muff guff 59. Nether belch 60. Nut knocker 61. One cheek sneak 62. Paint peeler 63. Pass gas 64. Pfffft 65. Playing the butt tuba 66. Poot 67. Popcorn 68. Poppers 69. Puffer 70. Queef 71. Racing stripes 72. Rapid fire 73. Releasing the hounds 74. Rippers 75. Roar from the rear 76. Rumbler 77. Running buffalos 78. Shart 79. Shoots 80. Shooting the breeze 81. Singing elephants 82. Sporting ducks 83. Stench trail 84. Silent but deadly 85. Silent but violent 86. Skunk 87. Stink bomb 88. Stink pot 89. Stinkin’ up the battleship 90. Squeeze me’s 91. Tankers 92. Tear-jerker 93. Thunder from down under 94. Toot 95. Trouser cough 96. Water bubbles 97. Wet willy 98. Windmaker 99. Window rattler 100. Zipper

So whether you’re loud but proud or silent but deadly, rest assured that as time (and gas) passes, more terms will be coined for the stinker in you.
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